The day I got attacked

So, it started early in the morning. That day, I saw that orange looking at me in a strange way, I knew it had some dark thoughts! So, I was just eating my usual breakfast, while all of a sudden, I'm under attack! The orange jumped on my back and started strangling me. I was in despair, hopeless, her force was out of this world (must be that vitamin C drug she got). Before blacking out, I don't really know how, but I managed to get my hand in my hoodie and got her, slammed her on the table and stripped her naked! "You awful creature, I knew you're going to eat me!" she yelled. I calmly answered after getting back my breath : "If you just stood in that basket, quiet, I wouldn't have, but now It's time for my revenge!" *omnomnom*